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When I find myself in a tailspin of freak-i-want-that, it’s good to sit back and take stock of things I definitely don’t want. Does it make me feel better about my consumerism?
Yes. Yes it does.
There, I said it. Finding things I don’t want makes the case that I’m definitely not just a “new-things” junkie, you know, liking things just because they’re new. No no, I am still indeed picky about my wants.
Things I definitely don’t want? The following fugs.
Madewell’s undrest cozumel drawstring slouch pant. What in the name of…..?!?!?! Horrid.
Rainbow Brite would be so ticked at this girl for kifing her sweater!
Bride of Frankenstein…oh, wait, it’s the Kella Lace Maxi Dress.
Cartesian Mini Dress. I don’t get it.
Look 50 lbs. bulkier instantly with the Neo-Fairisle Cardigan. p.s. I really dislike toggle closures too.
Really manly feet? No thanks.
Sweater-Back Army Jacket. Looks like a confused Granny knitted this thing while listening to “Walk Like an Egyptian”.
Kate Spade Marybelle Skirt – If I ever feel right about spending $698 on a skirt that looks like I raided the feather-duster aisle, wrapped several of ‘em around my hips and said, “So chic, right?!”….you have my permission to slap me, numerous times.
Agizul Leather Jacket. I don’t get it. Embroidered Hulk arms and coin fringe? Oh, and it’s $2,400. Uh….no.
J.Crew Silk Square- no can do. The print is just awful. 80’s airline stewardess.
A beret-clad french hen between my boobs? Nah. Not even J.Crew could convince me that’s cool.
1969 Denim Romper. I used to own one of these,….when I was 6. Hand-me-down from my sisters. I wet my pants on the playground at school because I couldn’t get them off by myself during bathroom break.
Can you even imagine what those pockets would do to a non-model, normal-sized rear-end? Mercy.
Urban Outfitters Reverse Cutout High/Low Dress. Skanktown.
Urban Outfitters Urban Renewal Tie Dye Denim Jacket. This is just getting sad now. I think I’ll stop.
I want to now congratulate myself for saving over $5,000 today.
Your turn….how much are you saving? Fug Links appreciated.